Monday, January 12, 2009
How To Fold Laundry
Take the laundry out of the dryer. Mmmmm.... feel that? I love warm laundry. Put it somewhere that there is no dog hair. Take a carton of ice cream from the freezer. Find a spoon. A bigger spoon. Good. Prepare your first bite, but do not eat it. Fold one item of laundry. Eat a spoonful of ice cream. Fold another item. Mind you, an item of laundry can be any one thing... a dishcloth. A pair of pants. Eat a bite of ice cream. Mmmm.... oh yes. Oh. Socks. That counts for two. Two delicious creamy scoops. If you accidentally fold too many items, go back and eat an extra bite. Make it two extra bites. You might have folded three items in a row. You lost track. Hmm.... sheets. Sheets are big. You could make at least four shirts from the fabric in a sheet. And those ridiculous fitted sheets... crumple it up. Eat four bites. There is only one penalty. Brain freeze. In event of brain freeze, do NOT add another scoop. Keep folding item by item until brain freeze culminates.