Her - What's that stuff you're drinking?
Me - Potion.
What does it do?
Turns my toes green.
It tastes good. *sip* My toes are tingling. They itch too.
(with furrowed brow) ARE THEY GOING TO TURN GREEN?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP DRINKING THAT!
Ok. ... Hey. Did you know that when people turn into monsters, the first thing that turns green is their toes?